- Dancing- I know I could be paid for this but I don't have any training and I'm not about to be a stripper (no offense, strippers...get it!). Do clubs hirer ravers? I'd be super good at that, you know just jumping around.
- Groupie- When I love a band, I mean I really LOVE a band. If I could be paid to hangout with them, that'd be pretty stellar. *cough*RAMMSTEIN*cough*
- Life Coach- Apparently I give out super good advice, am generally the happiest person ever and have quite some style. I need to capitalize on this and start charging people for all my expertise.
- Being Martha Stewart's Prodigy- My coworkers do not call me Martha for nothing. I am basically the non-fellon version of her and I'm slightly nicer and not so dull. I've got mad skills when it comes to cooking, baking and crafting.
- Drinking Coffee- I don't need to explain this...
- Walking- I could walk and walk and walk for hours to nowhere.
- Being sarcastic- nowadays, I just can't help myself...while sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin, I am so fluent in it that I don't know if I'm being serious or not
- Being Calm- This is a true challenge and I believe for every person I don't slap for being stupid, I should receive an extra check from the government.
- Being Awesome- I'd kill it
- Pining things on Pinterest- I am the pining queen of the universe. Just going to the page instantly improves my life. Hence why I encourage everyone to join!!!
- Singing loudly in my car- everywhere I travel to is basically a concert and yes, I sound just like whoever I am listening to at the moment. I nail it every time.
What are you super good at?
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